What`s this ?

[Grumpy]

No, I only want a small Elephant of the same value as the knife. The import Duty will be similar as that is based on value, not size.
The expensive bit will be air-freighting the animal !

[penpusher]

..........housing it,feeding it ,bathing it and last of all, shoveling the dung

[Grumpy]

"..........housing it,feeding it ,bathing it and last of all, shoveling the dung"

Ah well, that`s where I intend to make a fortune selling nellyfant dung. "Elephants grow VERY large - just imagine how big your beans/marrows/carrots/cabbages/cauliflower/etc, etc will grow using Elephant manure".
Should make loadsa dosh.......enough to pay Vikram to look after the thing - and shovel up its dung !

[penpusher]

Elephants grow VERY large - just imagine how big your beans/marrows/carrots/cabbages/cauliflower/etc, etc will grow using Elephant manure

I hope he does not start getting ideas and decide to use it as a pack on certain parts believing that this would have the same effect.Does look like an innovative guy

[Grumpy]

Took me a while to understand that penpusher.
Nah, we`d never get away with that - Elephant manure will help plants to grow but we`d never get away with making such claims for your suggestion.

[Rudra]

Guess what now we have a new man trying to bring about another green (but a little stinky) revolution in India.

Regards
Rudra

[Grumpy]

"Guess what now we have a new man trying to bring about another green (but a little stinky) revolution in India".

???

Er, check the flag Rudra !

[Rudra]

Did I say- another man staying in India

[Grumpy]

Did you say ? Did you say what ?
And if you`re talking about Vikram then you need to check his location as well......there isn`t a Coventry in India as far as I Know.

[Rudra]

I just wrote we have a new man trying to bring about another green (but a little stinky) revolution in India.

Now to bribg about a revolution u don't need to be in India.

[Grumpy]

I`m not entirely on your wavelength Rudra.........but never mind.

No, you don`t have to be in India to start a revolution..........I can think of several ( ! ) more places where a revolution is more likely.

[Rudra]

just Kidding grumps.