how to buy imported pistol in india

[dr.jayakumar]

pay excorbitant price!!

[casual shooter]

steps to buy imported pistol in India say a desert eagle 9mm.
its very easy i have done it many times.
step 1 buy a bottle of good quality Vodka ( C`roc is good i tried it personally)
step 2 take 7-10 vodka shots
step 3 borrow a book `handguns of the word`
step 4 browse, you will definately love the desert eagle.
now the buying part.
step 5 take another 3-4 shots.
till you doze of intoxicated
in your REM sleep you will definately visit the MACY`S
go to the gun section buy Deserteagle.
as import is not allowed when you wake up you will be in india and the gun in USA.
cheers hic hic cheers.

[Priyan]

Hahahahahahahaha Desert Eagle 9mm. I wonder if few of them laying around my toilet. Trust me guys they are very fun to shoot mosquitos while sitting on the toilet